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Honey Badger vs Wolverine

  
  
  

Honey Badger  vs   Wolverine

HB1Wolverine teeth and growl

This fight features two of our readers favorite combatants, the Honey Badger from South Africa and the Wolverine of North America. Both of these animals have fearless reputations and have been known to fight off much bigger predators from their prey. Let's take a closer look to see just how a fight between these little warriors would turn out.

Tale of the Tape:

STATS

Wolverine

Honey Badger

Height:

12-18" at shoulder

10-14" at shoulder

Length:

26 to 34 in

20 to 28 in

Weight:

25 to 70 lbs

15-35 lbs.

     

The Wolverine is the largest of the weasle family but resembles and acts like a small Bear. It is stocky muscular and ferocious. Male wolverines can weigh up to 70 lbs and reach a length of 3 ft. The Wolverine has been known to attack prey many times its size, with documented accounts of predation of moose. The wolverine has large teeth and a bite force that enables it to crush bones and frozen carcasses.

The Honey Badger, despite its name, biologically is more closely related to a Wolverine than badger species. Like the Wolverine, the ratel is notorious for its ferocity and fearless nature, even being able to scare lions and leopards away from their kills. The Honey badger has been deemed by the guiness book of world records as the most fearless animal on the planet. It is stocky but quick and has thick but loose skin that provides protection from attack.

The Fight

A 30 lb honey badger locks in on the scent of a large mammal carcass near by and quickly scampers towards it. Approaching the carcass, the honey badger learns that he is not first to the kill as a 50 lb wolverine has already started to dig in.  The fearless honey badger still has his eye on the prize and darts at the wolverine to scare it off. However, the wolverine is extremely aggressive when provoked and the fight ensues between the two stubborn animals. The speed of the honey badger allows it to get in close and smack the wolverine with its 3 in claws, drawing first blood. The honey badger takes a bite at the wolverine but finds its fur too thick to inflict much damage. The wolverine counter attacks with a bite to the neck of the honey badger, however only catching some of its thick skin. This allows the badger to turn back around and take another shot at the wolverine. The wolverine uses this opportunity to take another bite of his own, this time to the leg of the honey badger. It crushes the smaller animals bones with its powerful jaw before finishing it with a claw to the underbelly.

Wolverine Wins!

Comments

Two of the best pound for pound animals on the planet. I'll go with the size and power of the Wolverine in a close one.
Posted @ Saturday, January 21, 2012 11:43 AM by Ted
Sorry. I like the Honey Badger, but this one is not even close. The Wolverine is just too big for the Badger. 
 
I say, put the Wolverine up against a Pit Bull. That's a better match-up, but the Wolverine still wins.
Posted @ Saturday, January 21, 2012 8:52 PM by Jayson
Wolverine wins!
Posted @ Sunday, January 22, 2012 2:35 PM by Zach
Wolverine is just a bigger version of the Honey Badger.. Both are uber tough, but I dont like this fight at all.. The Wolverine would own the Honey Badger... 
 
 
 
Jayson> Wolverine vs Pit Bull?? are you fucking kidding? what a retarded suggestion.. not ever close.. it's like a car crashing into bicycle.. moron..
Posted @ Tuesday, January 24, 2012 1:43 AM by Mayson
Sorry. I didn't realize that I was an idiot for having a domestic fight a wild animal. I did some research and found that although the American Pit Bull Terrier has the strongest bite force of all dogs, it is only half of what a wolf's bite force is. Then I watched the provided video and saw that a wolverine is more than a match for a wolf. I'm an idiot. Sorry guys. 
 
 
 
PS my penis is really small. Sorry about that too.
Posted @ Tuesday, January 24, 2012 1:55 AM by Jayson
Some one seems to have forgotten the honey badgers nasty habit of attacking its foes by taking a bite at their genitals!! There was once a male Lion that attacked a honey badger out of desperation and hunger, the badger turned and bit off the Lions testicles...a few days later the lion died from its injuries. Faced with a wolverine, the ratel would definitely go for the testis, its even been known to do try the same with humans...so please reconsider
Posted @ Tuesday, January 24, 2012 2:11 AM by Es-Jay
Es-Jay that is if it gets lucky, the honey badger can't reliably bite off the testicles in any given attack scenario. I could just as well argue that the wolverine has a proclivity for biting the throat of its opponent. In a pound for pound match up the honey badger is out classed period.
Posted @ Tuesday, January 24, 2012 2:50 AM by Zach
Also the wolverine's junk is very close to the ground and covered by fur so it's not like a honey badger vs lion scenario where the lion's balls are dangling above the honey badger's head. Also I think you are seriously overestimating the honey badger's survival probability vs a lion. The lion has to only connect ONCE with it's tremendous fangs or razor sharp paws and it's game over honey bager. In 10 honey bager vs lion scenarios the lion wins, heck even in most single matches the lion still wins. The wolverine will tear the sh*it out of the honey badger, ya heard!
Posted @ Tuesday, January 24, 2012 2:53 AM by Zach
Zach on the honey badger v lion stats you're terribly wrong...in fact lions are known to keep there distance from honey badgers...I am yet to hear of a scenario where a honey badger was killed by a lion...just google honey badger vs lion if you think am kidding n watch...1nce a single honey badger fended off three lionesses. But anyway enough of that, here's a new one to think about...wolverine vs tasmanian devil
Posted @ Tuesday, January 24, 2012 3:24 AM by Es-Jay
Es-Jay, I should have qualified my statement: I mean in a life or death struggle (like 1 vs 1 cage match), not what behavior is normally observed in the wild. Of course the lion will find easier source of food. Wolverine vs Tasmanian Devil is a good one. What is your opinion?
Posted @ Tuesday, January 24, 2012 4:20 AM by Zach
Probably the wolverine would win, but I that would be after sustaining some serious injuries since the devil has the strongest bite per unit body mass of any mammal...but unfortunately the devil doesn't have a hide as thick as that of the wolverines that's what would probably cost it, just a bite to the neck...but it'll probably come close to pulling a limb off the wolverine...so wolverine walks away carrying heavy injuries
Posted @ Tuesday, January 24, 2012 5:27 AM by Es-Jay
I agree, wolverine over tasmanian, but it will be a very bruising fight!
Posted @ Tuesday, January 24, 2012 5:20 PM by Zach
Hey Zach I have a small penis..
Posted @ Thursday, January 26, 2012 7:51 AM by Es-Jay
It's ok, I have a small and tight asshole. You will still get and orgasm. = )
Posted @ Thursday, January 26, 2012 7:53 AM by Zach
crocodile vs wildebeest
Posted @ Thursday, February 02, 2012 12:09 PM by Josh Orozco
What the hell is this? Why would anyone think that this would be a good fight. Its like comparing a knife to a sword. Heck, its not even that good, because a knife is at least faster than a sword, while a ratel and wolverine can run at approximately the same speed. Its more like Cat vs Mouse.
Posted @ Saturday, February 11, 2012 12:58 AM by That One Guy
are you guys freiken retards you have shit fight for a living how fucked up are you people in the head you freaks i only went on this shitty website to accually do my school work you no life ass kissin bums your a failure to this earth you should respect animals u fuck bags instead you just watch them fight wow fuck you people get a life
Posted @ Monday, February 27, 2012 9:08 PM by fuck you people
@fuck you people: This is all just hypothetical fights to see/debate who would actually win.. Why are you so offended? The guy who made his site and the people that visit it respect animals alot and would just like to expand their knowledge. These situations could happen in real life so deal with it. Get off your dam high horse. Or rocking horse, for that matter. 
 
- Miguel 
 
Posted @ Thursday, March 01, 2012 11:55 AM by Miguel Sanchez
hey sorry guys i'm just butt hurt because my girlfriend of 2 weeks just left me i'm still a virgin so that must add to it i really wanted to have sex with her but my dick wasnt working and it is also really small once again i am sorry for being a freiken loser and taking out my problems on yall
Posted @ Thursday, March 01, 2012 6:47 PM by fuck you people
Okay, time for some actual logic here. This is what really happens when the two square off - They take one look at each other, silence, then a loud roar of laughter. Then the wolverine twists open a Heineken and passes it to the honey badger. The honey badger accepts the beer and in return offers the wolverine a Cuban cigar. The two lean back and smoke and drink and swap stories about humans trying to identify the winner of a fight that will never happen.
Posted @ Monday, April 02, 2012 9:33 AM by Bart
a kangal will finish the wolverine and the honey bager with a single bit of 500 pounds or more, and their bred to fight predators, but in this case wolverines dont even bit on their legs, they just you know go crazy with out knwing what to do, while the honey badger is smarter and and braver,remember, biting the leg is not going to kill it, it has loose skin. honey badgers have quicker relexes too then the wolverine, but its bigger and stronger, overall a kangal sheep dog will win it. they reported that a kangal killed a grey wolf in alaska while trying to take their sheep (no joke)
Posted @ Monday, April 30, 2012 5:17 PM by elliot
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