Grizzly Bear vs Mountain Gorilla
Posted on Thu, Dec 11, 2008 @ 09:32 PM
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This is a good one.
Almost as hot a debate as Tiger vs Lion is the rivalry that is gorilla vs bear. These are two awesome beasts that can get really pissed off. The result of this battle will be a bloody mess.
The bear is a fierce and relentless monster. Bears love to kill and nothing would please it more than to be the victor of this battle.
Gorillas are nasty, intelligent warriors who of course have an opposable thumb. It is a proud animal that will not go down easily.
I think the Bear attacks first. The Bear attack would consist of a charge and a steady barrage of clawed slaps to the Gorilla's face. The Gorilla, with its long arms and opposable thumbs would be able to halt this first attack and escape with minor flesh wounds. The Gorilla would try to use its speed to get around the Bear and avoid its blows but would have trouble doing so. In a feeble last attempt, to kill the Grizzly the Gorilla tries throwing bananas at it. This does not stop the Bear's fatal charge as it pins the Gorilla and bites its jugular, spraying its blood everywhere.